
Try everything once...
A funny side story:
Our friend Blair invited some other kids to come to the beach with us, where their goal seemed to be "let's see how drunk we can get". If there was ever a human definition for dumb and hypocritical, its smoking and drinking massive beers on the beach, only to leave the cans there for someone else to pick up. We walked up with two of the said kids onto the cliff, and they thought it would be a great idea to be drunk and jump off one of the highest ledges on the cliff (one of the girls- we'll call her "V" said "you know normally, I'm terrified of heights, but for some reason not here". This should be a good enough indication of the BAC level and the events that were about to occur). As we watched from afar, V put her beer and cigarette down and climbed to the ledge; once again all Tyler could say was "what a dumb bitch". We proceeded to laugh, and contemplate what we would have to do, if her body never floated to the top of the water.
Anyway, V is ready to jump and then realizes her sunglasses are on her head. She takes them off, looks at them, then proceeds to put them back on her head as though they were invincible to the 50 ft cliff she was about to leap from. Thankfully, she survived (I can only imagine we would have gotten in trouble for not stopping her, and encouraging her to jump). When she emerged from the water, someone asked, "V, where are your sunglasses?" to which she replied in a southern accent "oh they must be in the mar (a stellar version of Spanglish)". I think it was one of those things you had to be there for in order to laugh; but we have never come across someone who was so carefree as to think it was an ingenious idea to cliff dive drunk with sunglasses. I guess if you're going to take the plunge, do it when the opportunity presents itself?
Old Mom adage: If your friends jumped off a cliff would you follow them? Apparently Yes!
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